She’s right. The CCAC really seals the deal.
The real love of my life is a Banana Jr from Fenton’s Creamery in Oakland. Switch out vanilla for CCAC (Chocolate Caramel Almond Crunch) and I will devour that triple scoop banana split with a million toppings all to myself. Table for one, please.
Thank you, internet, for staying one step ahead of the game.
Happy New Year, Downtonians!
Candidate for spirit animal
via Buzzfeed
CCL status is complete.
Daisy (aka Day-Z)
Appearance: B
“This bitch is a medium sized, fluffy-faced ball of stupid. Notable features include amazing tail, white boots(back legs only), dead-eyed stare, and a FUPA to rival any I’ve seen. I’d give her an A+ in this category, but I like to keep her humble. She’s actually pretty handsome.”
Sociability: C
“Daisy tolerates human beings, her cat roommate Crusty and most of the general public. Sadly, she relates best to cardboard boxes and a potted plant, so I cannot make an accurate assessment of her sociability, except to state that it definitely needs improvement.
When she’s in the right mood, Daisy will sleep on my bed, right next to me. Those moments are like angelsong.”
Usefulness: D
“Usefulness is not her strong suit, sadly. From an entertainment standpoint, she is fabulous. A true performer, Daisy takes to the scratching post with gusto and has been known to give chase quickly, especially when her catfriend Crusty follows her around the apartment with fire in his eyes. As for other hallmarks of usefulness including paying the bills, taking out the trash and cleaning the bathroom, she is utterly useless.”
Huggability: B
“For a cat that loves only cardboard and plants, Daisy is surprisingly receptive to the extended ministrations of affection doled out by myself, my roommates, and anyone that happens upon her adorable little face. Her tolerance of cuddles also extends to extended dance sessions and musical numbers with her as the star. I’m sensing improvement in this category.”
Overall Grade: C
ALL DAY
(Source: bossypants, via ratsoff)
Girl!! Pls take a breather and have that baby.
Brilliant. BRILLIANT. Babyonce is sure to be a genius, just like her mama.
(via beyoncegifs)
grand prospect, shredding (Taken with Instagram at Union Hall)
Sara and Jared got hitched! (Taken with Instagram at rhinebeck)
riding the nerd train home (Taken with instagram)
This book was a personal favorite as a child, because honestly, it could always be worse.
It Could Always Be Worse, Margot Zemach (F, 30s, reading to F, 4, both blonde, scooter on floor between legs, G train) http://bit.ly/jz6FKI
How I made my millions.
Rap is dead: Weekend at Bernie’s
Below you will find 20 punchlines from Drake songs. Only half of them are real. Can YOU spot which ones are fake?
“Life is sweet like my cereal: Fruity Pebbles”
“This time I’m really goin off: fireworks”
“I want to get up in your business:…
(via tumbledore)
